Wife stands in front of a mirror and tells husband: “Huhuhuhu! I’m so ugly! My boobs are sagging and my ass is too fat. Give me a compliment!” Husband: “Hon, you have perfect eyesight!”
Are You Aware of the Signs Around You?
We have heard of this cliche a million times: “There is no such thing as consequence because everything happens for a reason.” Contrary to the saying “Shit happens.” Because shit doesn’t just happens it happens because we have to remove the unnecessary stuff inside our body to help it function better. If this is so, then everything that happens to […]
The Philippines Has 3 Seasons
Yes, you read that right, the Philippines has three (3) seasons and not just two (2) as known . Aside from the rainy seasons (wet and floody also known as the typhoon season) and summer (sun, sun, fun and beach) we have the Ber/Christmas season. Yes, you read that again right, Ber slash Christmas season and it only happens here […]
A Year Older and A Kilo Heavier!
A year older and a kilo heavier. That’s her words not mine! Honest! If I’ve said it it would be a year older … and a barrel heavier! LMAO! Happy Birthday to my crazy sister Olay, easy on that Shisha!
My Opinion Mattered
Maybe it’s not a big thing for others but to me it’s more than enough for me to continue with my rantings in here. It means that MY BLOG and MY OPINION mattered and that I in some way make sense. I make sense not just to me but to others too. I feel very overwhelmed by this, it makes […]
Tackling My Petulance
It’s barely Tuesday I know it’s just hohum Monday but in advance and to kick-off the Ber months I am going to tackle my petulance. I am so irritable lately that I feel I am going over the top, I can barely control my temper and I simply get annoyed at almost anything someone or something do or say that […]