It was horrible, I was like hysterically mad ready to smash and burn my net server’s office for giving me a hellish fluctuating nearly useless internet connection. A fuming mad follow-up letter I sent prompted their call for the nth time and when they put me on hold for nearly a minute and gave me response “I’m sorry we will call back again, I am not getting a valid response,” I snapped and cussed the agent virtually making me one of the most unforgetable customer this agent has ever handled in his life.
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Wow a Philippine Bishop just proposed that the Philippines President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo will not be allowed to take Holy communion. That’s something out-of-the-ordinary.
This was a joke I got 3 years ago and is still very appropriate in our country’s present situation:
Clocks In Heaven
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind
him. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St. Peter answered,
“Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie
the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said the man, “Whose clock is that?” “That’s Mother Teresa’s.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”
“Incredible,” said the man.
“And whose clock is that one?” St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham
Lincoln’s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told
only two lies in his entire life.”
“Where’s Gloria Macapagal Arroyo’s clock?” asked the man. The
Philippine President’s’ clock is in Jesus’ office. He’s using it as a ceiling
fan.”
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lol hmmm I think you are more severe and need treatment from that doctor down there LOL! Joke!
I think so this joke was even used for masturbation hahahaha! Hiya Ambrosia 😀
ha ha that’s pretty funny.
I’m sure we can switch it for almost every president, ceo & preacher and it’ll still work
hmm blog addiction, ha ha, I think mine is the whole internet itself